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These group, Russia has warmed up to China with the Obama administration having gone all out to ‘squeeze’ Russia in every possible manner,the suspects would note the reading as 500 litre.Jain University is captained by one and plays three others, he says For all the latest Delhi News download Indian Express App More Related NewsParis: Mario Balotelli scored a brace as Monaco’s record 16-match winning streak in Ligue 1 was ended with a 4-0 thumping by Nice at the Allianz Riviera on Saturday Balotelli’s early penalty put Nice ahead before Alassane Plea made it two in the 18th minute Nice’s Mario Balotelli celebrates scoring team’s third goal against Monaco Reuters Monaco tried to apply some pressure early in the second period but Balotelli completed a brace to put the game beyond the reach of the reigning French champions and teenage substitute Ignatius Ganago finished the rout to leave the visitors shell-shocked It was a vibrant display from Nice who finished third last season after losing three of their first four league games of the season before the international break "This game was great for us it gets us back on track" said Nice coach Lucien Favre after his side had repeated their 4-0 home win over Monaco from 12 months ago "Plea and Balotelli together it’s good if those around them are good too" "Mario must be involved in the pressing too He did that It is a positive but also indispensable After that there are no worries about his ability to score goals" For Monaco it could prove a costly loss as they slipped three points behind early leaders Paris Saint-Germain after their first match since teenage sensation Kylian Mbappe left for the capital club "We have to stand beside our players because today was a bad day for us" said Monaco coach Leonardo Jardim "It’s been a year since we didn’t turn up and that was here "But against Nice our ratio of wins and losses is still balanced and last year we lost 4-0 here and ended up as the champions" Monaco caught cold Balotelli returned from injury to make his first league start of the campaign but close-season signing Wesley Sneijder missed out after hobbling off at half-time in the Netherlands’ World Cup qualifier against France last week A rapid counter-attack from the hosts caught Monaco cold in just the fifth minute and after Monaco keeper Danijel Subasic had denied Plea Balotelli was hauled down in the area by Djibril Sidibe The enigmatic Italian has an excellent record from the spot which he continued by slamming the ball into the corner past a despairing Subasic for his first league goal of the season Monaco built their successes of last season on a counter-attacking style but they were again exposed on the break themselves as Nice doubled their advantage Allan Saint-Maximin picked out Plea who cut inside before driving a strike into the far corner with the aid of a slight deflection to make it three goals in his last four outings Despite having the majority of possession Monaco continued to struggle in the second half and were punished on the hour mark Nice full-back Arnaud Souquet was given the freedom of the right flank and his low cross was tapped in by an unmarked Balotelli from close range When the away side finally created a chance of note Argentinian forward Guido Carillo headed over Cameroonian Ganago came off the bench to make his Ligue 1 debut and the 18-year-old added further gloss to the scoreline by latching onto a long ball over the top to round Subasic and slot home Elsewhere Nantes claimed a 1-0 win over Montpellier to make it three successive clean sheets with Diego grabbing the winner while 10-man Caen beat Dijon 2-1 for their third straight victory Former Chelsea forward Gael Kakuta scored for the second game in a row as Ligue 1 newcomers Amiens made it back-to-back wins by edging out fellow promoted outfit Strasbourg 1-0 On Friday Mbappe scored on his debut as PSG made it five straight wins to kick off the new season with a 5-1 thrashing of 10-man Metz Edinson Cavani’s double took him to seven league goals for the season while world record signing Neymar also got on the scoresheet As Pakistan went about chasing a hugely improbable target of 490 with gusto and aplomb in Brisbane there was a much more boring affair taking place nearly 6000 miles away in Chennai In the end Pakistan fell 40 runs short of their target against Australia making the third highest fourth innings total in the history of Test cricket in the process In Chennai the match was heading into the penultimate day with India still in their first innings This is with the greatest respect to the curator at the MA Chidambaram Stadium who has done an amazing job to get this match underway at all a poor pitch for Test cricket We got to watch a brilliant triple hundred but this has not been exciting cricket India deserved every single run that they made on their way to their highest ever total England deserved every run they conceded of the highest total ever made against them But it wasn’t riveting sport England’s captain Alastair Cook shakes hand with India’s Karun Nair AP With the cyclone ripping the city apart the ground being fit for cricket is amazing; but a pitch that sees 1248 runs scored in the first four days for the loss of just 16 wickets is not what Test cricket needs to set pulses racing The pitches in this series have been very good so far even in Rajkot which was the flattest surface we had seen before this Test there was enough pace and bounce that a positive result was at least a theoretical possibility Not so in Chennai where a draw was all but guaranteed Only an England batting collapse on Day five can prevent it – not that the possibility of England doing just that can be completely discounted The next most likely result after the draw is an India win but even an England team that has been this brutalised shouldn’t lose from here England seemed to have decided that wickets were not going to come by trying to bowl India out instead thinking the best thing for them to do was to bore them out For the whole of the first session Liam Dawson bowled his left arm darts which did not go for runs but they were rarely a threat When he did claim a maiden wicket it was a real shock a ball fired into the pads of Murali Vijay trapping him LBW This attempt to induce an India mistake by testing their patience almost worked when Stuart Broad had Murali Vijay caught behind when he was on 21 but by then India had already taken their score past 400 The strange thing was that England seemed to look to contain first and attack second Rather than having a crack first thing and then bringing on Dawson to keep things tight once the more attacking option had failed they allowed Karun Nair to bat his way to a maiden Test hundred with little trouble This pitch meant that there was little hope of England running through India’s team but they had a far better chance of doing so if they actually tried Dawson did exactly what his captain asked of him and he did it well but if Alastair Cook was hoping to disabuse people of the belief that he is a poor captain of spin bowlers he would not be doing so on this showing England managed to manoeuvre themselves from a position in which neither team could win to one where only India could secure victory England appear to have lost faith in Adil Rashid Again Having seen him blossom on the tour into their frontline spinner he has been relegated to a peripheral figure as a debutant spinner with a first-class average of 37 did the bowling he should have been doing Cook does not seem to have trust in Rashid despite him having more than twice the number of wickets of any other England bowler Nasser Hussain writing during this match in the Daily Mail has given some insight into the issue He says that Rashid fails when there is the pressure of expectation placed on him “A pattern has developed on this tour Whenever something is expected of Rashid he falls short of expectations” Hussain wrote “It happened in Bangladesh where the pitches were turning and it happened in the fourth Test in Mumbai where England had 400 on the board and the stage was set for him to exploit another turning track Conversely when the pitch is flat and the pressure is off Rashid has bowled pretty well — look at the first Test in Rajkot where he picked up seven wickets his most in any game on this trip” England appointed Saqlain Mushtaq as a spin bowling consultant for this tour and by focusing on the things Moeen Ali and Rashid can do rather than on what they can’t he has had some success Now his contract has come to an end and Rashid in particular appears to have gone backwards England’s lack of a full-time spin bowling coach is something of an oddity It isn’t like they don’t have the money to employ one As Karun Nair turned his first Test hundred into a triple – just the third man to turn his first hundred into a grand-daddy hundred – it was a tired and dejected England that watched on as India declared at 755 for seven There is a scene in The Simpson’s where Homer dressed as Krusty the Klown is beating the “Krusty Burglar” into the concrete after mistaking him for a real thief England were the little man in a striped outfit India were Homer Simpson the child that begs Homer to stop his assault was those of us watching If England weren’t entirely demoralised before the start of the fourth day of this Test they were feeling absolutely desolate by the close There is no such thing as easy runs in Test cricket but the final session in Chennai was not a contest At the start of this series a 3-0 loss would have been a result that many whofollow England would have welcomed but as the tour has worn on it has been difficult for England fans to watch India have just been far better in every aspect of the game in this series which can happen But just at the point where you think there may be a positive for England something comes along to make you gloomy Haseeb Hameed did brilliantly and then got injured Keaton Jennings scored a hundred and then looked all at sea in his next two trips to the middle Rashid seemed to have found his niche and now has lost it again This has been a bruising trip for this England team and many of them need to return after Christmas for the white ball leg of the tour The remaining positive for England is that this Test series is nearly over Written by Seema Chishti | Updated: February 5 2015 5:39 am Delhi offers the Modi-Shah brand of politicking a bigger challenge What is more important than just losing sometimes is what you lose to Related News If Bombay was the perfect set that encapsulated urban India till the 1960s film crews have been drawn to Delhi since — movies now portray the stereotype of the go-getter jugaadu “sirji”-muttering Delhiwallah But the historic city has always been the country’s political battleground a symbolic destination embodied in slogans like “Dilli door ast” and “chalo Dilli” The sadhus in the 1960s and the anti-Emergency rally in Ram Lila Maidan in the 1970s set the national mood The capital was where one travelled — to change the course of one’s life and to change politics Many people say that this time it was the BJP that promoted the notion that Delhi was the jewel in the crown Its eagerness to push back fresh elections gave out a powerful if muddled signal — Delhi was important as a political conquest It also gave citizens of the sprawling city time to evaluate the political choices available to them Of all the metros in India Delhi is the only one not pushed by a regional sentiment to return to its root name There is no equivalent of the Shiv Sena or the Kannada Cheluvi to evoke regional pride The Punjabi dominance of the early decades after Independence has waned It is now a mixture of various communities from Purabiyas to Malayalis and Bengalis No one linguistic or regional community can stake an exclusive claim to Delhi The city belongs to no one and everyone at the same time A city of key strategic importance Delhi has been India’s capital for centuries If you could not stop the invader from the Hindu Kush before he reached Delhi there was no stopping him until he overran the Indo-Gangetic plain and won the war The Red Fort was in Delhi The British too eventually abandoned Kolkata and felt compelled to rule from Delhi even if that meant building a “New” Delhi some miles off Shahjahanabad More recently the Congress — a party that had not been known to nurture chief ministerial talent from the days of Indira Gandhi — was able to showcase its own success with a “Delhi-model” for 15 straight years Prime Minister Narendra Modi in his earlier avatar as Gujarat chief minister was constantly sneering at the “Sultanate of Dilli” to make a larger point about the need to seize Delhi Even the Anna Hazare-Arvind Kejriwal anti-corruption drive got traction because well it was in Delhi Share This Article Related Article But what does one make of an election for this “trumped-up municipality” one of the smallest assemblies in India which is not even a full state Why the fuss The prosperity of Delhi makes it unlike the rest of India Eight of its 11 districts figure in the top 20 districts of India on the index of overall wellbeing according to a recent study based on NSSO numbers (68th round) Its prosperity now attracts thousands every month: migration to Delhi is larger than to Mumbai India’s first classical working-class city There is no other city in India which has reasonable representation from each of its 29 states and seven Union territories So a political win or loss in a city built on the idea of migration itself and which incubates a mini-India with deep inter-dependencies across classes castes and types sends out many signals Even before May 16 last year if there was a bellwether for the national elections it was the ruling party’s ignominious performance in the Delhi assembly elections of December 2013 Though the BJP vote share fell noticeably in state elections in Jharkhand and Jammu and Kashmir from the numbers notched up in May 2014 a defeat in Delhi where it won all seven Lok Sabha seats would be more visible and embarrassing With the PM and the BJP president running brilliant poll campaigns that ensured an eight-month-long victory lap for the party a win in Delhi is essential to keep the momentum It would signal a victory for the Modi-Amit Shah duo over even their own party The leadership had written off sections of the party and brought in a spanking new chief ministerial candidate at the last moment While Kiran Bedi is widely believed to be an insurance policy against a possible defeat in Delhi the fact that Modi directly took on the AAP has also made the election a test of his personal credibility Delhi offers the Modi-Shah brand of politicking a bigger challenge What is more important than just losing sometimes is what you lose to The way in which the AAP has projected itself as the bearer of a new political vocabulary not in regulation handloom or kurta-pyjama but in the everyman’s clothes poses a challenge to what the BJP sees as its ultimate trump card — its ability to communicate or sell itself to the electorate If millions in this most densely populated city are not convinced that you speak for or to the common man then is the 2014 pitch already in need of a reboot The BJP leadership has exhibited no appetite for courting the Opposition; winning the maximum number of states and earning more clout would be more in line with its style A defeat that too by a relative newbie would puncture the vipaksh-mukt project which is being pushed as one to be achieved The BJP proud at having secured a powerful majority in the Lok Sabha has been disturbingly blase about ramming crucial legislation through the ordinance route Since it has a constitutional obligation to get them passed in the critical budget session beginning later this month a win in Delhi would help the BJP railroad the Opposition further especially in the Rajya Sabha A loss conversely would force it to shift gear as an energised Opposition would have an alternative “Delhi-model” to needle the Centre A loss in the city that once elected the Jana Sangh and BJP founder-stalwarts like AB Vajpayee VK Malhotra and LK Advani would definitely give the BJP cause for concern The Congress for its part may enjoy the BJP’s discomfiture but it should also be worried by a possible AAP victory in mini-India If the Congress sees itself as the natural national alternative for parties ranged against the BJP the success of the AAP in Delhi could shake the idea that all opposition to Modi must centre around the Congress But what perhaps makes Delhi elections most important and prestigious for the BJP today is the ruling party’s USP which it has loudly marketed: that the BJP alone has the answers to the problems faced by urban India rich or poor old or young However fuzzy in detail the BJP has owned the soaring rhetoric of the “smart city project” bolstering the claim that the party is not just for today but also for tomorrow The AAP is no Syriza or Podemos parties that are shaking up Europe But the BJP should be seriously shaken by the reasons for supporting the AAP that have been articulated in the campaign Principally because they challenge the assumption that it is only the BJP that has the key to deciphering urban India ergo the future seemachishti@expressindiacom For all the latest Opinion News download Indian Express App More Related NewsBy: Express Web Desk | New Delhi | Published: November 22 2016 3:59 pm “It was heartwarming to see Kareena fully pregnant because I’ve just been through (that experience of) having a baby I felt happy for her” said Shahid Kapoor Related News Jab We Met may or may not happen again on the silver screen but ex-lovers Shahid Kapoor and Kareena Kapoor Khan have definitely passed that post-breakup animosity phase The two actors have let the bygones be bygones and have moved ahead in life with dignity After Kareena Kapoor Khan’s congratulatory message to Shahid Kapoor after he became a father now it was the turn of the Udta Punjab actor to give his best wishes to his childhood friend and ex-girlfriend Kareena More from the world of Entertainment: Recently at an event in the Film City Shahid Kapoor bumped into eight-month pregnant Kareena Kapoor Khan who was looking gorgeous in her red gown Expressing his happiness Shahid told a leading publication “Yes I did bump into her and it was heartwarming to see her fully pregnant because I’ve just been through (that experience of) having a baby I felt happy for her I asked her when she was due and she told me it is sometime next month She also asked about Misha So it was very nice” Also read:Is Kareena Kapoor Khan busy shopping for her baby See pics It seems the two actors are setting some tough goals for all the ex-couples of the tinsel town who indulge in mud-slinging and name calling post-breakup And if the duo is back to being friends then you never know that the kids of two might end up being childhood buddies just like their parents Kareena Kapoor Khan looks gorgeous with her baby bump See pics Shahid’s daughter Misha was born in August while Kareena is expecting her first child with Saif Ali Khan in December For all the latest Entertainment News download Indian Express App IE Online Media Services Pvt Ltd More Related NewsWritten by Sandeep A Ashar | Mumbai | Published: July 10 2017 5:29 am The move comes at a time when the Mumbai collector’s office has issued notices to some such high-profile societies for such illegal transfers Top News THE Maharashtra government has modified norms regarding transfer and sale of flats in cooperative housing societies situated on leased out government land to allow regularisation of unauthorised transactions Though the new norms will be applicable across the state highly placed sources in the government said the measure would benefit high-profile housing societies belonging to serving and retired bureaucrats police officers and judicial officials in the uptown south Mumbai the most The move comes at a time when the Mumbai collector’s office has issued notices to some such high-profile societies for such illegal transfers The state’s revenue department under whom the collector functions however brought out a government resolution on July 7 which now recognises such transfers Senior officials confirmed that these orders had been issued following approval from Revenue Minister Chandrakant Patil and Chief Minister Devendra Fadnavis With the land ownership vesting in the government and the societies only allotted such land on lease or occupancy rights basis a prior permission from the district collector’s office for memberships in such societies is mandatory Transfer sale or gift of such flats without the government’s permission is prohibited Defending the regularisation move the department’s resolution which has been signed by Deputy Secretary Rajendra Kshirsagar states “In several cases it was found that the societies have violated terms of allotment by permitting such transfers and admitted new members without government’s prior permission” Regarding such violations as a fait accompli the July 7 resolution directs district collectors to admit proposals to recognise such transfers post facto The district collectors have been asked to issue administrative approvals in such cases after scrutinising whether the new member met the other eligibility conditions Incidentally the government has also decided to recognise the irregular resale of apartments from such newly admitted members Another bone of contention is the removal of curbs regarding eligibility of members for the newly approved cases The government’s resolution states that the “eligibility conditions applicable to the founder members won’t be applicable to the newly admitted ones” Citing an instance a government source said “While allotting a piece of land to a society comprising senior bureaucrats in south Mumbai the government had imposed a condition that all society members should either be government servants or members of the judiciary On a recent site inspection we found that some flats have been resold or transferred in the name of private sector employees too” The source who did not wish to be named said “The removal of the curb was also necessary as in some cases it was found that some past Collectors had overlooked this condition while approving transfer of memberships in the society” The transfer fees and the penalties have been however hiked for all such beneficiaries In a bid to mop up additional revenues the government has linked the fees for transfer of memberships to the market values For example transfer of membership within five years of formation of such societies in Mumbai (island city) will be charged Rs 1000 per square feet or 3 per cent of the ready reckoner rates prevalent in the area — whichever is higher A respective lower slab has been arrived at for transfers after 10 and 15 years of formation In the case of transfers or sale of apartments post five years of society formation an amount equal to two times the transfer fee calculated as per the revised rates would be payable If the transaction has taken place within the first five years the penalty amount would go up three times The government has also recognised unauthorised transfer of rights for commercial tenements existing in such societies Under government rules about 15 per cent of the built-up space in such societies can be commercially exploited For all the latest Mumbai News download Indian Express App More Top NewsWritten by C Raja Mohan | New Delhi | Published: September 9 2013 10:24 am Related News The release of a seven Afghan prisoners by Pakistan over the weekend has raised hopesonce againfor a formal dialogue between Kabul and the Taliban leaders under the protection of Pakistan As so often in the pastthe latest move could yet end up disappointing Kabul and the Western governments so eager for a political reconciliation with the Talibanbefore the international forces pull out of Afghanistan by the end of 2014 Pakistans release of the Taliban leaders followed Afghan President Hamid Karzais visit to Islamabad late last month This was the first journey by Karzai to Pakistan after the election of Nawaz Sharif as Prime Minister earlier this year Karzai has been pressing for the release of Mullah Mohammad Baradarwho is said to be the most influential Taliban leader after Mullah Omar Pakistani intelligence had arrested Baradar in 2010 as Karzai was attempting to negotiatebehind Pakistans backwith the Taliban While Baradar was not among the Afghan leaders let out by Pakistanthere is speculation that the ISI might soon release him Talks between Kabul and Islamabad on Baradars release are now in an advanced stage.

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